Timed Goodbye

by TheZach on March 2, 2010

in Uncategorized

This post is a timed post.  It should not be treated as a confirmation of my suicide, but a notice that something is wrong.  This post is triggered to go publication if a timer I set is not reset every 24 hours.  In the event that this post goes public, something went wrong.

This post contains some of my death wishes incase I did infact commit suicide.

Katelyn and her family:

I do not want Katelyn and her family held responsible for my death.  They have always been as decent as they could be to me.  I would like Katelyn and her family invited to my funeral, and I would ask that they are treated with respect.  If my family can not treat them with respect, then I ask that my family does not attend.  Katelyn’s family can be reached through her mother at 269-330-0115

I would like Katleyn to have my laptop and computer.  These are my most cherished possessions, and I trust Katelyn with them.  I also ask that she gets first dibs on any other property of mine.  If she does not want something donate it to the Dream Center in Kalamazoo.

There is a letter for Katelyn in my apartment.  Casey Abbot knows how to get to it.  She can be contacted at 989-884-2300

Lucky

I would like Lucky to go to a good home and I put Will Crooks in charge of this.  He can be contacted at work by calling 269-345-1150 and dialing extension 24.

My Daughter

I have a letter, a stuffed teddy bear and some pictures for my daughter.  Casey Abbott knows how to get ahold of these.  She can be reached at 989-884-2300.

Cremated

I wish to be cremated, my funeral service to be held in the building where The River east used to be.  I always felt comfortable in that building.

In last I close this note with a thank-you to some close friends of mine.  In particular Katelyn Kenitz, Suzanne Higgs, Casey Abbott, Linda De Boer, Wil Crooks, Angie Byrne, Andy Devries, Jim Higgs, Linda Lambarth, Charlie Lovatt, and many others who I can’t think of.  Thank you.

Also please note, the likelyhood of me voluntairly not reseting this timer is unlikely.  This post going public should be notice that something is wrong.

Edit: I’m alright, well not really. But I’m alive

{ 8 comments… read them below or add one }

Heather E. Sedlock March 3, 2010 at 8:25 am

Has someone called any of these people????

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AsChap March 3, 2010 at 3:42 pm

I would, but I’m not in the USA

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ManOfAutism March 3, 2010 at 7:02 pm

I tried calling Wil and Casey, no answer on either of them. I’m nervous about calling Kates mom. Anyone have anything?

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John Best March 3, 2010 at 7:16 pm

You could of done something more productive with your suicide like murder Obama or Kates parents

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Heather E. Sedlock March 3, 2010 at 9:40 pm

Well, nothing like kicking a dog when he’s down, eh John?

Last I heard police were looking for him…. I hope and pray he’s okay. Even if I do piss him off… :)

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Todd R. Vick March 3, 2010 at 10:22 pm

Tragic. What’s more tragic is people like John who use something like this as a platform for their ignorance.

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AsChat March 4, 2010 at 9:48 am

Anyone able to ring the people he listed here?

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Alexa March 4, 2010 at 7:48 pm

What happened? I hope it was something like a problem with the ISP blocking the whole neighborhood’s internet access for a day that stopped Zach from resetting the timer in time, instead of something personal.

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