Someone posted something in a forum that made me laugh for five minutes. I thought I would post it here for later reference.
my old naybor told me last year when you get old and you have to go poop your nuts hang in the toilet water
. i dont want that to happen to me.thank you

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Quite amusing, Zach.
I’ve heard of some other nut stories.
Some of them even get pickled.
Thanks Zack, brought back memories,
One day I was bringing my father back from a doctors appointment and he wanted to stop at a sporting goods store. A weird request for a 78 year old but he had a form of dementia so I did not question him about it and took him to one. I wheeled him inside, in his chair, and a sales person came over. Suddenly I was just standing there while he explained to the sales guy that when he went to the bathroom, his balls would hang in the water and he wanted to buy something to wear that would pull them up so they would not do that. Of course his explanation took about four minutes, in all it’s glorious detail. I am thankful the sales man was professional. And as I slowly sank through the floor, all I could think was, ‘yup, thats my dad’.
Isn’t there a belt-type of thing your Dad could have worn?
Because I think certain sports types wear it in boxing and wrestling.
Nothing in sports. He wanted something to hold his balls up and a hole for his penis. I did find what he needed at a medical supply company, so they do make a product for that specific problem.