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		<title>Kalamazoo Public Safety May Be Gay</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 May 2010 05:40:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TheZach</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Kalamazoo Police]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I found a video online that proves Kalamazoo Public Safety may be gay.  Listen to the audio track of this.  That and the poor editing makes me question KDPS a bit. This is supposed to be a promotional video You guys need a new video, with the new cars. The old ones look lame. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>So I found a video online that proves Kalamazoo Public Safety may be gay.  <span id="more-485"></span>Listen to the audio track of this.  That and the poor editing makes me question KDPS a bit.  This is supposed to be a promotional video</p>
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<p>You guys need a new video, with the new cars.  The old ones look lame.  Get better music too!</p>
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		<title>Proof Star Trek XI Sucks</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2010 18:43:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TheZach</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I really thought the new Star Trek movie sucked.  I&#8217;m glad to see Captain&#8217;s Sisko and Picard agree.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>So I really thought the new Star Trek movie sucked.  I&#8217;m glad to see Captain&#8217;s Sisko and Picard agree.<span id="more-415"></span><br />
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		<title>A Great Song For Kate and Her Family</title>
		<link>http://www.thezach.net/blog/a-great-song-for-kate-and-her-family/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 18:40:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TheZach</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here is a great song for Kate and her family&#8230; remember I&#8217;m praying for you.  Heh.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>Here is a great song for Kate and her family&#8230; remember I&#8217;m praying for you.  Heh.</p>
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		<title>LOL-Attack</title>
		<link>http://www.thezach.net/blog/lol-attack/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 02:51:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TheZach</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Someone posted something in a forum that made me laugh for five minutes.  I thought I would post it here for later reference. my old naybor told me last year when you get old and you have to go poop your nuts hang in the toilet water . i dont want that to happen to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>Someone posted something in a forum that made me laugh for five minutes.  I thought I would post it here for later reference.<span id="more-250"></span></p>
<blockquote><p>my old naybor told me last year when you get old and you have to go poop  your nuts hang in the toilet water<br />
. i dont want that to happen to me.</p>
<p>thank you</p></blockquote>
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		<title>The Mobile Kitchen</title>
		<link>http://www.thezach.net/blog/the-mobile-kitchen/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 19:39:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TheZach</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I was driving around with Kate searching for choocolate to Bake with for her slumber party tonight, and we drove by this&#8230;.. One has to wonder if this is even legal to drive like this, his car was completely covered in Saran Wrap, the windshiled and all.  Its obvious this guy had some friends [...]]]></description>
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<p>One has to wonder if this is even legal to drive like this, his car was completely covered in Saran Wrap, the windshiled and all.  Its obvious this guy had some friends that really loved him.  After following him on my way home I saw him nearly get into a few accidents, but I had to get close enough to snap this picture.  I didn&#8217;t know whether to feel sorry for him or laugh at him.</p>
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		<title>Flooded Roads: How Not To Drive</title>
		<link>http://www.thezach.net/blog/flooded-roads-how-not-to-drive/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thezach.net/blog/flooded-roads-how-not-to-drive/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2008 07:42:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TheZach</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Due to the significant chance of 2+ inches of rain I thought it was important to show a video on how not to drive in rain, this video is courtesy of the British Police - and they need to learn how to drive.]]></description>
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